My Queens,

I wanted to tour with my therapist Katie Eden Todd to celebrate love and learn how to help our relationships.. but then I had an argument with my husband and realised I didn’t feel like celebrating love.

Then I finished my divorce book and thought let’s tour celebrating divorce!!!

But then I made up with my husband and didn’t really want to tour the country encouraging divorce.. even if it can be the best thing for Queens.

So I decided to stop over thinking it and just come see you little bitches!

That’s really all I wanted to do. I’m bringing my therapist to legitimise some of my rambles and I may or may not bring D man depending on how I feel on the day.

Basically I’m just touring, I miss you. We are all so different yet so similar. I owe you everything and I want to celebrate what I think if we play our cards right is going to be the best time to be alive as a Queen 2020.

Come out for the best night of your year, get a babysitter, put some flowers in your hair, get the girls or come alone. So we can get personal and laugh out tits off 💗