Dickin' Around
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Shut down your Tinder (and suitors) this Valentine's day and spend the night with your true loves; us! Who are we, you say? Who cares! Valentine's day is a farce so let's at least make it frisky.
45% workshop, 40% party and 15% god-knows-what, this two hour basement bash will show you how to sculpt your very own donger from a slab of clay.
Grab a drink (or ten) and craft your dream dick under the guidance of your mildly offensive, mostly delightful host Millie Hall and her partner in grime, Mitch. Awards will be given for widest girth, best in show, most creative and a bunch more categories that - let's be honest - we'll probably just make up on the night.
Make your new snake-whale into an incense holder, gift it to a cutie you're courting or use your new appendage to style and shoot your very own dick pic - what could be more romantic!
All materials and paints supplied, just cum as you are.
*If you have enough dicks in your life and would prefer to make a (heart shaped?) vulva you are very welcome
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