Comedy On The Harbour| Saturday Nights Out | 7pm to 10pm

Grandmasters of Comedy Live on Newcastle Harbour!

🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! 🎤🛳️

🎟️ Tickets on Sale NOW! LIMITED SPOTS!

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer! The sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians! From razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter – it’s all happening on the water.

NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A SATURDAYNIGHT!!

We’re transforming Newcastle harbour with an exclusive floating comedy club – featuring a 3 hour cruise including the very best line up of stand-up comedians from Australia and abroad.

🛳️ Cruise Details:

📅 Date: Saturday, 18th April 2026
⏰ Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return
📍 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
🌟 Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels required (no tall & skinny heels for your safety on the boat stairs)
🔞 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required

🔥 What to Expect:

🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – Amazing sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment with top Aussie and Internartional comedians
🍹 Fully Licensed Venue - 2 bars with a wide selection of drinks for purchase including craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTD cocktails and mixed drink favourites.
🍔 Delicious Snack foods – Purchase a tasty treat from our on-board Chefs - see the menu below
📸 360° Harbour Views – Snap selfies from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
🕺 Pre and Post set Vibes – Chill and mingle with friends on all 3 levels with the music pumping
🎭 3 HEADLINE ACTS!
You’ll be treated to a killer comedy lineup featuring headline acts from TV, the comedy circuit, and viral online fame. Buckle up for belly laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable antics.

🎤 On the Mic

Justin Hamilton (Hammo)

One of Australia’s most respected voices in comedy, Hammo has built a powerhouse career as a stand-up comedian, writer, director and producer while always keeping his distinct, fearless voice.

Career Highlights:
• Director of nationally touring shows Jenny’s Travels (Jenny Tian) and The Conversations Tour (Richard Fidler & Sarah Kanowski)
• Toured with Tom Gleeson across regional Australia
• Melbourne & Sydney Comedy Festival performer
• Filmed two stand-up specials: Little Victories and Stuff and Nonsense
• Author of memoir series One Foot in the Spotlight

What the critics say:

“Memorably, blisteringly funny, and poignant.” – The Australian
“An unforgettable performance… intelligent, witty and very entertaining.” – Adelaide Advertiser
“A masterpiece of modern angst.” – Herald Sun

Awards Include:
🏆 Melbourne Comedy Festival Director’s Award
🏆 Adelaide Fringe Best Comedy Show
🏆 Equity Award – Most Outstanding Performance in a Comedy Series

🌍 International Comedy Force – Imaan Hadchiti

A Guinness World Record holder for World’s Shortest Full-Time Comedian, Imaan delivers globally travelled, fearless and deeply original comedy.

With over 15 years on stage across 5 continents, he’s performed at:
• Edinburgh Fringe
• Adelaide Fringe
• Perth Fringe
• Melbourne International Comedy Festival
• Glastonbury & Woodford Festivals

★★★★ “Top quality stand-up” – Mumble Comedy
★★★★ “Audience hooting with laughter” – Edinburgh Spotlight

🎹 Musical Comedy Genius – Patrick Golamco

Chinese-Australian comic Patrick blends clever musical comedy, sharp one-liners, and delightfully awkward introvert energy. Performing nationwide across major comedy festivals, he’s also a RAW Comedy NSW runner-up and award-winning scriptwriter.

Expect keyboards, punchlines, and brilliantly offbeat humour.

🌶️ Rising Star – Riv Narak

Raw, chaotic, and completely hilarious, Riv’s comedy dives into culture, identity, stereotypes, and modern Aussie life — all delivered with unpredictable energy.

• Sydney Fringe sell-out performer
• Regular opener for international headliners
• Lithgow Comedy Fest Best Emerging Comedian

“Delightful blend of cultural humour and clever observations” – Sydney Scoop

⚓ Why Watch Comedy in a Theatre…

…when you can laugh your way across the harbour under the night sky?

🎟️ Tickets are limited

❗ Important Info:

• No reserved seating or tables - seating suitable for all to enjoy the show as we have limited the ticket sales
• Strictly NO BYO - Food and drinks available for purchase onboard
• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served
• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs
• Photos/video may be taken for promotional purposes
* Accessibility is subject to vessel design and marine safety requirements – we cannot accomodate wheelchairs - please contact us before booking to discuss other assistance or mobility devices.

Refund Policy:
All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please check ALL details are correct prior to finalising your purchase.

🎯 Exclusive Event– Limited Spots! ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!
Don’t miss this floating comedy club experience – it’s a boatload of fun and seats fill fast.

BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night out on the harbour.

💬 Final Word:

Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a night of gut-busting laughter on Newcastle Harbour – this is not your average comedy night… it’s stand-up with a view!