Comedy On The Harbour| Friday Nights Out | 7pm to 10pm

Grandmasters of Comedy Live on Newcastle Harbour!

🤣 COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR

Laugh Out Loud on the Water 🎤🛳️

🎟️ Tickets ON SALE NOW

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, great drinks, delicious food, and spectacular harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer.

We’re turning Newcastle Harbour into an exclusive floating comedy club for one epic night, featuring three headline comedians, a 3-hour cruise, and laughs from boarding to docking.

⚠️ Seats are strictly limited!

🛳️ CRUISE DETAILS

📅 Date: Friday, 20 March 2026
⏰ Check In/Boarding: from 6:30 PM
🚢 Departure: 7:00 PM sharp
⏱️ Return: 10:00 PM
📍 Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour

👗 Dress Code: Smart casual
👠 Flat shoes or low heels only (no tall or skinny heels for safety on stairs)
🔞 18+ Event – Valid photo ID required

🔥 WHAT TO EXPECT

🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy
Three massive comedy sets featuring some of Australia’s most respected and in-demand comedians

🍹 Fully Licensed Floating Venue
Craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTDs, cocktails & mixed drinks available for purchase

🍔 Snack Menu Available
Freshly cooked favourites by our onboard chef (available for purchase)

📸 360° Harbour Views
Wrap-around decks and sky deck for unbeatable photo moments

🎶 Pre & Post-Show Vibes
Music, mingling, and relaxed harbour cruising across all three levels

⭐ THE ACTS

🎭 Jackie Loeb

One of Australia’s most celebrated comedians, Jackie Loeb is a MO Award Winner for Best Live Comedy Act and a nominee for Best Comedy at the Hollywood Fringe Festival.

Jackie has performed internationally at the Aspen Comedy Festival, Dinah Shore Festival (Palm Springs), and Women’s Week in Provincetown (USA) — a rare honour for an Australian comic.

You’ll recognise her from:
• Full Frontal (Series Regular)
• Good News Week
• Spicks and Specks
• Studio 10
• The Today Show
• NBC’s Superstore

🗞️ Sydney Morning Herald: “One of the Top 5 Comics”
🗞️ LA Weekly: “GO”

🎤 Brett Nichols

A Tropfest finalist and winner of Australia’s premier comedy competition Green Faces, Brett Nichols is a seasoned headline act known for his razor-sharp ad-libbing and fearless crowd work.

He’s appeared on:
• The Footy Show (Nine Network)
• Stand Up Australia (Comedy Channel)

Brett is also a sought-after TV audience warm-up comic, working on:
• Ready Steady Cook
• NRL Footy Show
• Top Gear Australia
• Gladiators

Add to that a long list of national TV commercials (Carlton Draught, Foxtel, Telstra, McDonald’s, Aussie Home Loans) and you’ve got a comic who turns every show into an event.

😂 Dave Williams

A comedy heavyweight, Dave Williams has performed a new show every year at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival since 1999 — an extraordinary achievement in stand-up comedy.

He’s toured nationally with the MICF Roadshow, performed internationally at the Montreal Comedy Showcase, and is a regular performer at The Comics Lounge (Melbourne).

🗞️ USA Today: “Brings the house down”
🗞️ Rip It Up: “The best live stand-up working… accept no substitutes”
🗞️ The Advertiser: ★★★★ “Has to be seen to be believed”

🔁 REFUND POLICY

All tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable.
Please check all event details carefully before completing your purchase.

🎯 DON’T MISS OUT

This is not your average comedy night! It’s stand-up comedy with harbour views, cocktails, and a killer lineup.

🎟️ LIMITED CAPACITY EVENT

👉 Book now to secure your spot on Newcastle’s funniest night afloat.

❗ IMPORTANT INFORMATION

• Refund Policy: All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Book now to secure your spot!
• Authorised ID: Photo ID Required – don’t forget to bring it along.
• Heels Policy: The MV Calmer has steep stairs; tall or pointy heels are not permitted. Small chunky heels are allowed.
• Licensing & RSA: Events operate under strict licensing and RSA regulations. Please drink responsibly.
• No Mid-Cruise Drop-Offs or Pickups: Once we sail, we cruise through!
• Food & Drinks: Available to purchase on board. Please note these are not included in your ticket price.
• Strictly NO BYO: Bags may be checked at boarding.
• Filming & Photography: Photography & video may be taken for social media, marketing, and operational use. By purchasing a ticket and/or boarding, you consent to this.
• Seating: Seated event. No reserved seating.
• Weather: Rain won’t stop the boat! Covered space is available on the main and mid decks, so the party goes ahead rain or shine.
• Personal Items: Do not leave bags or belongings unattended. All Event Cruises Pty Ltd accepts no liability for lost, damaged, or stolen items.
• Cruise Duration: Times include embarkation and disembarkation.
• Accessibility: The wharf and vessel design, in addition to marine safety requirements mean that we cannot accomodate wheelchairs. Please contact us before booking to discuss suitability of other mobility aids.

💬 Final Word

Grab your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and prepare for a night of gut-busting laughter on the water. This is not your average comedy night!

It’s stand-up with a view! 🎤🌊