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Speed Dating at Welcome to Thornbury: 35-49yos

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Welcome to Thornbury

520 High Street

Northcote, VIC 3070

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We know how it is. All your mates are hassling you to get on Tinder or OkCupid or some other dumb app whose main appeal is quantity over quality but you’re more of a fine wine kinda guy/gal. “Less is more,” you think to yourself. You’ve been stung enough times (once, exactly) by photos dated 1998 being passed off as current, that you’ve decided you really just want to meet someone face to face. IRL, ya know? So, we find you in the supermarket; your real prince/ess charming might not even eat apples and yet there you are every Sunday night, reaching for the same apple, over and over again, for hours, just waiting for someone’s warm skin to meet yours. Waiting for the moment where you look up and see, he/she’s right there, THE ONE.

We hate to tell you this, but it ain’t gonna happen babe. Good thing for you, we're throwing a speed dating party catered just to you! Well, you and every other single, straight(ish) Melbournian aged 35-49. Get on it… you may think your days of binge drinking and back alley pashes are over, but they’ve only just begun <3

Same sex groups / solo will need to sign up at dearpluto.com/speed-dating-ballot

Tickets are just over a dollar a date at $22+bf and this one is for straight/bi 35-49 year olds.

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Welcome to Thornbury

520 High Street

Northcote, VIC 3070

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