Schnitzel n Tits - Dinner and Show

Get ready for a wild night filled with schnitzels, raunchy waitresses, showgirls and laughter! Perfect night out for birthdays, bucks and date nights!

Welcome to Schnitzel n Tits. A Melbourne Institution! Get ready for a wild night! With delicious schnitzels, our topless waitresses , showgirls and a night of raunchy entertainment.

Doors open at 7pm, giving you time to settle in before the entertainment kicks off at 8pm. Your ticket includes a delicious dinner — our signature chicken schnitzels, or eggplant, served with chips & salad. (all dietary requirements catered for!).

Our wild waitresses, are dressed in skimpy themed outfits, although they don't stay on long! Two stunning showgirls will keep the energy high with feature performances both on stwwage and amongst the crowd, bringing the heat right to your table.

Throughout the evening, we’ll spice things up with outrageous stage games, pitting bucks, birthday boys, and guests of honour against each other — and against the girls — in hilarious tests of skill, stamina, and shamelessness. There are plenty of prizes up for grabs, including free drinks, body shots from the girls, and other awesome giveaways.

The main entertainment wraps up at 10:30pm, but the fun doesn’t stop there — you can keep drinking and mingling with the waitresses until 10pm. Plus, your night doesn’t have to end here: enjoy half-price entry to The Men’s Gallery, voted Best Gentlemen’s Club in the Adult Australian Industry Awards.