Comedy Afloat| Friday Night-out | 7pm to 10pm

Laugh Out Loud on the Water! 🎤🛳️

🎟️ Tickets On Sale NOW – Limited Early Bird Special!

Get ready for a massive night of non-stop laughs, great food, cold drinks, and unbeatable harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer. Expect the sharpest, boldest, and most side-splitting comedians delivering everything from razor-sharp wit to outrageous stories and crowd-roasting banter — all on a floating comedy club!

We’re transforming Newcastle Harbour for one night only, featuring a 3-hour comedy cruise with top stand-up talent from across Australia and abroad.
And to ensure everyone gets a proper seat for the show, we’re limiting our 500-passenger vessel to just 150 guests.

🛳️ Cruise Details

Date: Friday, 20 February 2026
Time:
• 6:30pm – Boarding
• 7:00pm – Departure (sharp)
• 10:00pm – Return

Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour
Dress Code: Smart casual. Flat shoes or low heels recommended (no tall/skinny heels for safety).
🔞 18+ Event – Valid photo ID required

🔥 What to Expect

🎤 Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 incredible sets featuring top Australian and international comedians
🍹 Fully Licensed Bars – Craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTDs & mixed drinks available
🍔 Fresh Snack Menu – Hot favourites cooked onboard by our chef (menu below)
📸 360° Harbour Views – Capture the moment from the wrap-around decks and sky deck
🕺 Pre & Post-Show Vibes – Music and mingling across all 3 levels of the vessel

🎭 Headline Acts

3 Headliners Every Cruise!
Enjoy a powerhouse lineup featuring TV personalities, touring comics, and viral favourites.
Performing acts will be announced soon.

💸 Refund Policy

All tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable.
Please ensure all details are correct before completing your purchase.

🎯 Limited Spots – Only 170 Tickets Available!

This exclusive comedy night sells out fast. Secure your seat now and experience a show like no other — comedy with a harbour view.

BOOK NOW and get ready for an unforgettable night on Newcastle Harbour!

Important Information:

• Refund Policy: All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Book now to secure your spot!
• Authorised ID: Required – don’t forget to bring it along.
• Heels Policy: The MV Calmer has steep stairs; tall or pointy heels are not permitted. Small chunky heels are allowed.
• Licensing & RSA: Events operate under strict licensing and RSA regulations. Please drink responsibly.
• No Mid-Cruise Drop-Offs or Pickups: Once we sail, we cruise through!
• Food & Drinks: Available to purchase on board. Please note these are not included in your ticket price.
• Strictly NO BYO: Bags may be checked at boarding.
• Filming & Photography: Photography & video may be taken for social media, marketing, and operational use — by purchasing a ticket and/or boarding, you consent to this.
• Seating: Primarily a standing/dancing event. Seating is scattered throughout the vessel but is limited and cannot be reserved.
• Weather: Rain won’t stop the boat! Covered space is available on the main and mid decks, so the party goes ahead rain or shine.
• Personal Items: Do not leave bags or belongings unattended. All Event Cruises Pty Ltd accepts no liability for lost, damaged, or stolen items.
• Cruise Duration: Times include embarkation and disembarkation.
• Accessibility: Subject to vessel design and marine safety requirements. Please contact us before booking to discuss mobility devices.

💬 Final Word

Grab your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and prepare for a night of gut-busting laughter on the water. This is not your average comedy night…
It’s stand-up with a view! 🎤🌊